Archive for 2017

At the End of a Stalk

Girl #1, af­ter male cowork­er re­ceives huge bou­quet of flow­ers: You know, I won­der if he’s do­ing some­thing to egg her on.
Girl #2: Nah, some girls are like that, you know? It’s called stalk­ing.
Girl #1: You know, I knew a girl like that once. She had a glass eye.

5718 Wes­t­heimer Road
Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: the things i hear around here

10AM Call Build­ing Main­te­nance

Co-work­er #1: I’m re­al­ly hot.
Co-work­er #2: I’m turn­ing the heat down to 90. If any­one’s cold then they can go in­to [Jessica]‘s of­fice, but first you have to take off your clothes be­cause it’s a sauna in there.
Co-work­er #3: You should­n’t tell peo­ple to take their clothes off be­fore go­ing in­to [Jessica]‘s of­fice.

57 Bin­ney Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Or Pos­si­bly a More Com­pe­tent Lawyer

Pro­gram­mer #1: I don’t think my broth­er has been out of jail for Christ­mas or his birth­day for the last six years.
Pro­gram­mer #2: Maybe you should get him a sub­scrip­tion to Play­boy?
Pro­gram­mer #1: I was think­ing cig­a­rettes.

Tech cen­ter
Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: so glad I’m not re­lat­ed