Archive for 2017

3PM Can­cer Break

Man­ag­er: We’re in Gwin­nett Coun­ty. You need to be 10 feet from the walk­way if you want to legal­ly smoke.
Smok­er #1: Like, is­n’t that un­fair? What if you’re a midget? Your feet would be about half the size of mine…No, se­ri­ous­ly. Look how big my feet are! They’re like twice the size of midget feet…Oh! You mean like a ruler!
Smok­er #2: Yeah, haven’t you ever heard of the met­ric sys­tem?

333 Re­search Court
Nor­cross, Geor­gia