Archive for 2017

Monkeys Use 3-Ring Binders

Coworker #1: Do you know what sets us apart from all other human species?
Coworker #2: Ah… what is that?
Coworker #1: Paper clips. See this paper clip in my hand. Monkey's don't have these.

Twin Cities, Minnesota


Plus He'll Never Play Naked Again

Customer #1: He was whacking it, and when I say whacking, I mean he was really going at it!
Customer #2: So you saw him do it?
Customer #1: Yeah, he was really embarrassed afterwards, but at least he was enjoying himself.
Customer #2: So what happened?
Customer #1: He was hitting it too hard and it snapped!
Customer #2: Oh… So you need a new PlayStation controller then?
Customer #1: Yeah.

K-Mart
Australia