Cowork­er: Yeah, I used to self-di­ag­nose dis­eases when I stud­ied pathol­o­gy at uni. Once I thought I had lu­pus, but turns out I’m just al­ler­gic to Gar­nier fa­cial scrub.

Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: ker­ry­roseno­ra