Archive for March, 2017

Okay Fine, It Was Pa­per­work, Okay?

De­liv­ery guy: When I got out of the Air Force I thought I was done with pa­per­work, but it looks like I’m des­tined to do pa­per­work.
Re­cep­tion­ist, un­in­ter­est­ed: Oh, re­al­ly?
De­liv­ery guy: Yeah, but most of my time in the Air Force I can’t talk about.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Uh-huh.
De­liv­ery guy: It’s top se­cret stuff.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Oh, okay.
De­liv­ery guy: Can’t talk about it.
Re­cep­tion­ist: So don’t.

Austin, Texas

Over­heard by: Wa­by

At the End of a Stalk

Girl #1, af­ter male cowork­er re­ceives huge bou­quet of flow­ers: You know, I won­der if he’s do­ing some­thing to egg her on.
Girl #2: Nah, some girls are like that, you know? It’s called stalk­ing.
Girl #1: You know, I knew a girl like that once. She had a glass eye.

5718 Wes­t­heimer Road
Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: the things i hear around here

10AM Call Build­ing Main­te­nance

Co-work­er #1: I’m re­al­ly hot.
Co-work­er #2: I’m turn­ing the heat down to 90. If any­one’s cold then they can go in­to [Jessica]‘s of­fice, but first you have to take off your clothes be­cause it’s a sauna in there.
Co-work­er #3: You should­n’t tell peo­ple to take their clothes off be­fore go­ing in­to [Jessica]‘s of­fice.

57 Bin­ney Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts