Archive for 2016

How to Tell If Your Co-Work­er Is Ac­tu­al­ly a Ro­bot

Male ex­ec: I won’t be able to be at the pitch. My grand­fa­ther died.
Fe­male ex­ec: Oh my God, I’m so sor­ry.
Male ex­ec: It’s okay, I still have my oth­er grand­fa­ther.
Fe­male ex­ec: That’s why you have two chil­dren, right? If one of them dies, you’ve still got the oth­er one, so it’s not so sad.

Dream­works, 100 Uni­ver­sal Plaza
Uni­ver­sal City, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Shrek