Archive for 2016

How Ang­ie Got Her First Job

Man­ag­er: So why do you want to work in a book store?
Teen: Um…I love read­ing books.
Man­ag­er: What’s the last book you read?
Teen: Uh…Umm…I don’t…[Giggles]…Umm…
Man­ag­er: Well, what’s your fa­vorite book?
Teen: Um…
Man­ag­er: Okay.

Barnes & No­ble, Irv­ing Mall
Irv­ing, Texas

Over­heard by: Mon­go Man

Nuns Wore Stilet­tos

Old­er work­er: You know what they used to call those shoes when I was your age?
Pe­on wear­ing bal­let flats: Um, I’m not sure I want to know…
Old­er work­er: Slut shoes. You could al­ways tell which girls were easy be­cause they wore shoes just like that.

Mi­a­mi, Flori­da

Over­heard by: won­der­ing what she’d think of my 3‑inch heels