Archive for 2016

How Angie Got Her First Job

Manager: So why do you want to work in a book store?
Teen: Um…I love reading books.
Manager: What’s the last book you read?
Teen: Uh…Umm…I don’t…[Giggles]…Umm…
Manager: Well, what’s your favorite book?
Teen: Um…
Manager: Okay.

Barnes & Noble, Irving Mall
Irving, Texas

Overheard by: Mongo Man

Nuns Wore Stilettos

Older worker: You know what they used to call those shoes when I was your age?
Peon wearing ballet flats: Um, I’m not sure I want to know…
Older worker: Slut shoes. You could always tell which girls were easy because they wore shoes just like that.

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: wondering what she’d think of my 3-inch heels