Archive for 2016

5PM Time for Hap­py Hour

Co-work­er #1: Not on­ly am I sup­posed to be meet­ing this hot guy at the bar tonight, but we’re cel­e­brat­ing [Dar­ren] pass­ing his bar ex­am! It’s go­ing to be wild.
Co-work­er #2: Well, if you’re smil­ing to­mor­row morn­ing we’ll know how it all went.
Co-work­er #1: Hell, if the night goes as ex­pect­ed, I won’t even be walk­ing straight to­mor­row morn­ing.

1218 Web­ster Av­enue
Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: Of­fice Slave

These Guys Apol­o­gize to All Their Col­leagues Every Day

Re­tire­ment aged work­er #1: Hi, lit­tle bud­dy.
Re­tire­ment aged work­er #2: I’m not your lit­tle bud­dy!
Re­tire­ment aged work­er #1: I know you’re not! You’re an old goat!
Re­tire­ment aged work­er #2, thrust­ing pelvis to­wards #1: If I’m a goat, then suck it and get some milk!

Naval Base
Point Mugu, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: bub­bles

Re­mem­ber When We Ac­ci­den­tal­ly Took Out the Wrong Colon? Oh, We Laughed!

[In the ER.]Nurse #1: Oh my god.
Nurse #2: What?
Nurse #1, look­ing hor­ri­fied: I just en­tered all of these notes on the wrong pa­tien­t’s file.
Nurse #2: It’s okay. Just go back, delete, and re-en­ter them for the right pa­tient.
Nurse #1, dis­tressed at her­self: But that’s aw­ful! What would have hap­pened?
Nurse #2, shrug­ging: ‘s’okay, hap­pens all the time.

Beck­ley, West Vir­ginia