Archive for 2016

You People Deserved the Bush Administration

Liberal cube dweller #1: I have so much to celebrate next week. My sister's birthday and the anniversary of Roe v. Wade.
Liberal cube dweller #2: You celebrate that?
Liberal cube dweller #1: Yes, I absolutely do.
Liberal cube dweller #2: What kind of cake do you get?
Liberal cube dweller #1: A fetus cake.
Liberal cube dweller #2: I have seen the fetus cookies, but I have never seen a fetus cake.
Liberal cube dweller #1: I'm kidding. Not about celebrating Roe v. Wade, but about having a fetus cake.
Liberal cube dweller #2: I'd eat a fetus cake.

Albany, New York

Overheard by: We are NOT Reception

We Had Five, but We Returned One

Sales manager: I don't think we can work with this guy.
Director: It was like 30 years ago, right?
Sales manager: Come on, he beat a two-year-old kid to death!
Director: Unforgivable, I know. But you don't have kids, so you don't understand. I have four kids. There are times that I totally see how that might be a reasonable thing to do.

Fort Mill, South Carolina

Large and Cold and Benign?

Worker #1: Did you vote?
Worker #2: I can’t vote.
Worker #1: Why not?
Worker #2: I’m not a citizen.
Worker #1: You’re from here, no?
Worker #2: No, I’m from Canada.
Worker #1: Oh… You don’t look like a Canadian.

45 Rockefeller Center
New York, New York