Archive for 2016

12PM Send Jeff a Card

Guy in suit: Hey man, I heard you got pro­mot­ed?
Guy in lab coat: Yep. I’m pret­ty much all her­pes now.
Guy in suit: Ex­cel­lent.

Cen­ters for Dis­ease Con­trol and Pre­ven­tion
1600 Clifton Road
At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Be­nay Te­goo

When All Else Fails, Read the Di­rec­tions

Cowork­er #1: How did you get that to work? I could­n’t…
Cowork­er #2, in­ter­rupt­ing: I was fol­low­ing or­ders.
Cowork­er #1: Oh… I was fol­low­ing “lazy.”

Gov­ern­ment Mil­i­tary Of­fice
South­ern Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Soy­bean