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And Who Has Them All in His Desk

Staffer #1: Hey, Gary*, do you have a spoon?
Staffer #2: What kind of spoon?
Staffer #1: Um, one to eat liq­uids with… What oth­er kinds of spoons are there?
Staffer #2: Well, jeez — there’s fish­ing spoons, crack spoons, and cud­dling po­si­tions.
Staffer #1: You’re the on­ly per­son I know who would ever think of those kinds of spoons over a soup spoon.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Fork and Knife