Archive for 2016

Or Be Safely Dead

Worker #1: Guys! I just heard! By 2050 there's gonna be ninety billion humans. I hope we can feed everyone!
Worker #2: Uh, I think that estimate is a bit high.
Worker #1: No! They said it on the radio, so it's true. Maybe we can colonize Mars by then, or something…

University
Urbana, Illinois


Isn't That, Like, a Tittie Club?

Employee #1: I am trying to find Egypt on the map.
Employee #2: Me too, I thought it was in Cairo.
Manager: Come on, guys, it is not in Cairo, it is part of the Gaza strip!

Las Vegas Office building


You Deserved That Look, Sweetie

Queer admin guy #1: They made another round of changes, so I had to go out and get more binders. Those thick ones are really expensive, too.
Queer admin guy #2: What were they, four inches?
Queer admin guy #1: I got the three-inch ones, I think.
Straight admin girl: But is three inches enough? Do you think?
Queer admin guy #2: (gives her a look)
Straight admin girl: No! No no no no no!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Scooter