Archive for 2016

It’s On­ly a Para­dox If You In­tend to Do Any of That

Boss: So, the word from cor­po­rate is that we’re sup­posed to hang these on the win­dows as part of the new plan from Mar­ket­ing?
Mar­ket­ing as­sis­tant: Yeah.
Boss: But cor­po­rate ser­vice re­quire­ments say we’re not ever al­lowed to hang any­thing on any win­dows.
Mar­ket­ing as­sis­tant: Right. Es­sen­tial­ly, we have to fig­ure out a way to put them on the win­dows with­out ac­tu­al­ly putting them on the win­dows.
Boss: Awe­some.

West Creek Dri­ve
Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

Mrs. Fields Has Her Fin­gers in a Lot of Pies

Sweet-look­ing old la­dy on phone: What’s the word on the street? Yeah, that lit­tle girl will do just fine… I told her it does­n’t hurt. Well, if you get a good client, it does­n’t hurt… Well, I’ve got twen­ty… Great, bye!

Fort Collins, Col­orado

Over­heard by: Ter­ri­fied Co-Work­er