Archive for 2016

Em­piri­cist Cook­ing Has Its Lim­i­ta­tions

VP: But how will we make grilled cheese?
Drone: With the toast­er oven.
VP: Well, I nev­er, you’ll have to show me how to use it.
Drone: Have you used a toast­er?
VP: Yes!
Drone: Have you used an oven?
VP: YES!
Drone: Then you can use a toast­er oven.
VP: Well, I have nev­er seen such a thing.

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