Archive for 2016

Who Was That, by the Way?

Suit #1: Good morn­ing, pal!
Suit #2: I’m not your pal…
Suit #1: Well, sure you are, bud­dy!
Suit #2: Look, my day would be far less painful if you’d stop re­fer­ring to me us­ing syn­onyms of “friend.” M’kay?
Suit #1: Sure thing, friend!
(Suit #2 storms out)
Suit #3: That’s a new record…fifteen sec­onds!

Bank
Glas­gow
Scot­land

You Say That Every Day.

As­sis­tant: Did you know that dogs get breast can­cer?
Su­per­vi­sor: What?
As­sis­tant: I used to work at a vet of­fice, and they would bring in dogs with breast can­cer!
Su­per­vi­sor, af­ter googling it: Yeah, I guess they do!
As­sis­tant: Oh, re­al­ly?! I made that up!
Su­per­vi­sor: I’m done with you.

New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Dig­it­dy