Archive for 2016

I’m Glad This Counter Is Here

Barista tak­ing cof­fee or­der: I guess I was just think­ing about your sis­ter’s cup size.

Chat­tanooga, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Dou­ble Grande Lat­te

Now That Was a Hap­py Hour

Fe­male em­ploy­ee, prepar­ing for of­fice hap­py hour: Do any of you have a bot­tle open­er for the beer?
Male em­ploy­ee #1: He does.
Male em­ploy­ee #2: No, I don’t.
Male em­ploy­ee #1: Yes you do, is­n’t there one on your belt buck­le or key chain?
Male em­ploy­ee #2: Uh­hh… No.
Male em­ploy­ee #1: Re­al­ly? I’d swear that last time we did this, you took some­thing out of your pants that did the job very well for her.

Kansas City, Mis­souri