Archive for 2016

This Is My Con­cerned Face.

La­dy suit: Well, if she is sui­ci­dal, she should­n’t be trav­el­ing alone…
Male suit, star­ing in­to dis­tance: Mmm-hm­mm.
La­dy suit: … Or drink­ing alone…
Male suit, star­ing in­to dis­tance: Mmm-hm­mm.

Penn Sta­tion
New York, New York

Over­heard by: passer­by

Have you tried a lad­der?

Male re­cep­tion­ist: I’ve been try­ing to get this pen in the ceil­ing for so long, but I just can’t.

Man­hat­tan, New York