Archive for 2016

Lemme Guess: CFO?

Cowork­er: Some­body’s get­ting ar­rest­ed to­day, and it is­n’t go­ing to be me!

1218 Web­ster St.,
Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: Sta­cy Lewis

11AM Cof­fee Break

Woman #1: So we went shop­ping this week­end and I found the per­fect dress but the chest part was too small.
Woman #2: You would think with boob jobs be­ing so pop­u­lar that they would just make tops big­ger.
Woman #1: Yeah, just like SU­Vs.

2800 28th Street
San­ta Mon­i­ca, Cal­i­for­nia

Here’s Gene Sim­mons to Ex­plain

Cowork­er to an­oth­er: What, haven’t you ever seen a man do that with his tongue be­fore?

Lex­ing­ton, Ken­tucky

Over­heard by: I blushed.