Archive for 2016

2PM Supply Run

Coworker #1: Oh, can’t find the paper clips.
Coworker #2: Can’t find ’em?
Coworker #1: Nope, just like yesterday…where do they all go?
Coworker #2: I don’t know.
Coworker #1: I don’t know either.

Pause

Coworker #2: Do you want some of mine?
Coworker #1: Sure.
Coworker #2: How many would you like?
Coworker #1: Hmmm…well, I just need one for now, but I might need some more later…
Coworker #2: Ha, ha, ha, if you were on Survivor, your treasure would be paper clips.
Coworker #1: Ha, ha, ha, that’s right — dontcha know…
Coworker #2: Ha, ha, ha.
Coworker #1: Ha, ha, ha.
Coworker #2: Girl, please.

261 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: Elizabeth

This Company's Billing Is a Pauling

Manager: What are you doing bill?
Bill: Nothing.
Manager: What are you doing paul[who is right next to bill]?
Paul: Helping bill!

Hamilton, Bermuda

Overheard by: Andrew