Archive for 2016

2PM Sup­ply Run

Cowork­er #1: Oh, can’t find the pa­per clips.
Cowork­er #2: Can’t find ’em?
Cowork­er #1: Nope, just like yesterday…where do they all go?
Cowork­er #2: I don’t know.
Cowork­er #1: I don’t know ei­ther.

Pause

Cowork­er #2: Do you want some of mine?
Cowork­er #1: Sure.
Cowork­er #2: How many would you like?
Cowork­er #1: Hmmm…well, I just need one for now, but I might need some more lat­er…
Cowork­er #2: Ha, ha, ha, if you were on Sur­vivor, your trea­sure would be pa­per clips.
Cowork­er #1: Ha, ha, ha, that’s right — dontcha know…
Cowork­er #2: Ha, ha, ha.
Cowork­er #1: Ha, ha, ha.
Cowork­er #2: Girl, please.

261 Madi­son Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Eliz­a­beth

This Com­pa­ny’s Billing Is a Paul­ing

Man­ag­er: What are you do­ing bill?
Bill: Noth­ing.
Man­ag­er: What are you do­ing paul[who is right next to bill]?
Paul: Help­ing bill!

Hamil­ton, Bermu­da

Over­heard by: An­drew