Archive for 2016

12PM Mon­i­tor Calls

CSR on phone: No ma’am, I can­not get the part to you to­day. If I could beam my­self to your house and de­liv­er the part my­self, I would. But since I can’t, you will have to wait for overnight ship­ping.

553 Ben­son Road
Ben­ton Har­bor, Michi­gan

Jeez, I’m Start­ing to Freak Here

Counter girl: I’m sor­ry it’s tak­ing so long, but we’re re­al­ly busy to­day, and I’m the on­ly one here.
Sym­pa­thet­ic cus­tomer: Yes, it’s al­ways busier when you’re the on­ly one, is­n’t it?
Counter girl: Yes, es­pe­cial­ly when I’m alone.

Ybor Square
Tam­pa, Flori­da