Archive for 2016

3PM Smoke Break

Ac­counts Payable: I wish some­times I was tip­pin’ it at my desk.
Ac­counts Re­ceiv­able: Tip­pin’ what?
Ac­counts Payable: You know, the bot­tle.
Ac­counts Payable: Yeah, but you got­ta be a good al­co­holic, and at least show up for work every day. That’s what I do.

2000 Plain­field Pike
Cranston, Rhode Is­land

“Sounds of Si­lence”?

Cowork­er #1: I can’t be­lieve you’re singing.
Cowork­er #2: I al­ways sing.
Cowork­er #1: Yeah, but the own­er of the com­pa­ny is stand­ing right over there!
Cowork­er #2: Why? Does she have a re­quest?

Avon, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Fae