Archive for 2016

Its Job Is Done

Rail-thin col­league: Do you know that when you’re preg­nant your brain ac­tu­al­ly phys­i­cal­ly shrinks?
Preg­nant col­league: Oh, don’t tell me that! Every­thing else gets big­ger, and my freak­ing brain shrinks?!

415 Madi­son Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Fer­tile By­stander

…With Dreams Of Hav­ing a Glam­orous Gay Lifestyle

40-some­thing own­er: I was work­ing with my horse this week­end but he was be­ing dif­fi­cult. He was act­ing like a fag­got!
Gay em­ploy­ee: Ex­cuse me! I find that ex­treme­ly of­fen­sive!
40-some­thing own­er: Well, you know what I mean. “Fag­got” is what my friends and I used to call each oth­er when we were kids.

South­ern Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Could have been any­body…