Archive for 2016

1PM Sort­ing Mail

CSR: I just got one of those uh, uh, NAF­TA things. What does that stand for? Na­tion­al Au­to­mo­bile–
Su­per­vi­sor: Um, I think it’s North Amer­i­can Free Trade Agree­ment. Or As­so­ci­a­tion. One of those two.
CSR: Are you sure it’s not Na­tion­al Au­to­mo­bile some­thing?
Su­per­vi­sor: I think you’re think­ing of NASCAR?
CSR: Ahh, yes.

473 Ridge Road
Day­ton, New­Jer­sy

Over­heard by: of­fice pe­on

What Hap­pens When You Don’t Train a New Man­ag­er

HR clerk: He got so ex­cit­ed and he crapped all over him­self.
Re­cep­tion­ist, laugh­ing: Did Jim [man­ag­er] do that again?
Hr clerk: Uh, no, I was talk­ing about my new pup­py.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Oh, for­get what I just said. Please for­get! I was sup­posed to for­get.

Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing