Archive for 2016

At Least None We Can Print

Cube dweller #1: Those guys out there in the warehouse are nice and seem to be doing well, but I don’t know that any of them are going to go out of their way to be helpful.
Cube dweller #2: You mean ‘proactive.’
Cube dweller #1: Well, yeah…
Cube dweller #2: Jack* [warehouse guy] used that term with me once — ‘proactive.’
Cube dweller #1: Uh-oh, maybe the drama out there is his fault.
Cube dweller #2: See, I always thought it was something Jessica Simpson used on her face, but he used it in a totally different way.
Cube dweller #1: … There’s no words to answer you right now…

England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

4PM Consensus-Building

Salesperson: But yeah, I agree with you — you should really stop pissing on my shoes when we go to the toilet together.

Reihstrasse 28
Aachen, Germany

Overheard by: PW

I'm Afraid I Do

Male executive director: She owns that law firm. We really don't need to send her a plaque.
Female development director: I'm sorry?
Male executive director: Well, she really didn't do anything besides marry the owner of the firm.
Female development director: No, she made partner before she married him. Everything she accomplished was before she was married.
Male executive director: Well, you know what I mean.

Baltimore, Maryland