Archive for November, 2016

What Hap­pens When You Don’t Train a New Man­ag­er

HR clerk: He got so ex­cit­ed and he crapped all over him­self.
Re­cep­tion­ist, laugh­ing: Did Jim [man­ag­er] do that again?
Hr clerk: Uh, no, I was talk­ing about my new pup­py.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Oh, for­get what I just said. Please for­get! I was sup­posed to for­get.

Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing

5PM Time for Hap­py Hour

Co-work­er #1: Not on­ly am I sup­posed to be meet­ing this hot guy at the bar tonight, but we’re cel­e­brat­ing [Dar­ren] pass­ing his bar ex­am! It’s go­ing to be wild.
Co-work­er #2: Well, if you’re smil­ing to­mor­row morn­ing we’ll know how it all went.
Co-work­er #1: Hell, if the night goes as ex­pect­ed, I won’t even be walk­ing straight to­mor­row morn­ing.

1218 Web­ster Av­enue
Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: Of­fice Slave