Archive for September, 2016

Best. Ca­reer Ad­vice. Ever.

Fe­male veg­e­tar­i­an cowork­er to male of­fice ex­ec­u­tive at lunch piz­za par­ty: Keep your sausages to your­self!

Salt Lake City, Utah


Un­de­tectable, They Cling to the En­ve­lope

35-year-old man at post of­fice: I’d like to buy some stamps, please.
Postal em­ploy­ee: Here you go. (hands him gener­ic stamps)
35-year-old man: Do you have any stamps that are a bit… cool­er?
Postal em­ploy­ee: What did you have in mind?
35-year-old man: I don’t know… Nin­jas?

Post Of­fice
Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Jamie