Archive for September, 2016

Best. Career Advice. Ever.

Female vegetarian coworker to male office executive at lunch pizza party: Keep your sausages to yourself!

Salt Lake City, Utah


You People Deserved the Bush Administration

Liberal cube dweller #1: I have so much to celebrate next week. My sister’s birthday and the anniversary of Roe v. Wade.
Liberal cube dweller #2: You celebrate that?
Liberal cube dweller #1: Yes, I absolutely do.
Liberal cube dweller #2: What kind of cake do you get?
Liberal cube dweller #1: A fetus cake.
Liberal cube dweller #2: I have seen the fetus cookies, but I have never seen a fetus cake.
Liberal cube dweller #1: I’m kidding. Not about celebrating Roe v. Wade, but about having a fetus cake.
Liberal cube dweller #2: I’d eat a fetus cake.

Albany, New York

Overheard by: We are NOT Reception