Archive for August, 2016

And Who Has Them All in His Desk

Staffer #1: Hey, Gary*, do you have a spoon?
Staffer #2: What kind of spoon?
Staffer #1: Um, one to eat liquids with… What other kinds of spoons are there?
Staffer #2: Well, jeez — there’s fishing spoons, crack spoons, and cuddling positions.
Staffer #1: You’re the only person I know who would ever think of those kinds of spoons over a soup spoon.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Fork and Knife

Kathy Griffin Comes to Ithaca

Coworker to another: I'd rather be getting a pap smear on national tv than be where I am right now.

Ithaca, New York