“well, I actually like to stick things into my body.” said by team manager when someone expressed disdain about getting a flu shot.
2835 Decker Lake Drive, Salt Lake City
Archive for August, 2016
I Hear They Get Great Benefits
Woman in suit: I’m doing prostitution now.
441 4th Street NW
Washington, DC
Overheard by: David
9AM Back to Work
Secretary: Don’t mail your boogers to people!
401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee
Thanks, Adderall!
Coworker to boss: What were we talking about? Oh yeah, multitasking!
Houston, Texas
You Should Read My Blog
Male manager: You can’t imagine all the different things I’ve had in my mouth over the last 40 years.
Logan Airport
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: That’s what she said
But Count Me In!
IT guy #1: It seriously sounded like someone was drowning a midget [makes high-pitched gargling noises].
IT guy #2, just walking in from hall: Whoa, that’s not a conversation I’m normally apart of.
Richmond, Virginia
Probably Best to Let Your Boss Win the Fritter Contest
Office girl: Ha-ha! Mine’s bigger than yours! I win!
Male boss: You wish it was bigger. Nothing can beat this.
Dalton, Georgia
But You Can Say “Satan Planted the Dinosaur Bones”?
Front office lady #1: “Abraham begot Isaac.” What does that mean?
Front office lady #2: It means Abraham is Isaac’s father ‑he had Isaac. It’s like “Adam knew Eve.” That means Adam banged her.
Front office lady #1: I don’t think you can say that.
Medical Office
Lincoln, Nebraska
Screenplay by David Mamet
Employee #1: Sorry, I talk to myself a lot. Let me know if it gets annoying.
Employee #2: That’s okay! We all have annoying habits. I just can’t stop fucking swearing!
Australia
I Was Cold, but Now I Want Only to Hit You
Worker #1: Is anyone else in here cold?
Worker #2: Well I’m not warm…If that’s what you mean.
Renton, Washington
