Archive for August, 2016

Heroin Chic Finally Arrives in Utah

"well, I actually like to stick things into my body." said by team manager when someone expressed disdain about getting a flu shot.

2835 Decker Lake Drive, Salt Lake City


Thanks, Adderall!

Coworker to boss: What were we talking about? Oh yeah, multitasking!

Houston, Texas


But Count Me In!

IT guy #1: It seriously sounded like someone was drowning a midget [makes high-pitched gargling noises].
IT guy #2, just walking in from hall: Whoa, that’s not a conversation I’m normally apart of.

Richmond, Virginia