Female legislator: I love professional ball players. They, uh… tackle well.
20 Legislative Plaza
Nashville, Tennessee
Female legislator: I love professional ball players. They, uh… tackle well.
20 Legislative Plaza
Nashville, Tennessee
Dollar store sales clerk to another: Did you hear that customer? She tried to return panties, I told her she couldn’t, so she said “you can smell them if you want”!
Lawrence, Massachusetts
Older salesman to younger engineering draftsman having a meltdown: Are you potentially going to go postal on us?
Birmingham, Alabama
Overheard by: Stefanie
Lady suit: Well, if she is suicidal, she shouldn’t be traveling alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.
Lady suit: … Or drinking alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.
Penn Station
New York, New York
Overheard by: passerby
Male receptionist: I’ve been trying to get this pen in the ceiling for so long, but I just can’t.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker: I need a glass of tonic water, a screwdriver, and a hanger.
Elmira, New York
Senior engineer: And just when everybody is about to explode…bam! Ice cream!
Albany, New York
Handyman: Can you see the pipe?
Owner of record store, with head in ceiling: Yeah, I think it’s rusted though.
Handyman, under breath: Your mom’s pipes are rusted through.
Newark, Delaware
Coworker: Somebody’s getting arrested today, and it isn’t going to be me!
1218 Webster St.,
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Stacy Lewis
Woman #1: So we went shopping this weekend and I found the perfect dress but the chest part was too small.
Woman #2: You would think with boob jobs being so popular that they would just make tops bigger.
Woman #1: Yeah, just like SUVs.
2800 28th Street
Santa Monica, California
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