Archive for May, 2016

This Is My Concerned Face.

Lady suit: Well, if she is suicidal, she shouldn’t be traveling alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.
Lady suit: … Or drinking alone…
Male suit, staring into distance: Mmm-hmmm.

Penn Station
New York, New York

Overheard by: passerby

Have you tried a ladder?

Male receptionist: I’ve been trying to get this pen in the ceiling for so long, but I just can’t.

Manhattan, New York


11AM Coffee Break

Woman #1: So we went shopping this weekend and I found the perfect dress but the chest part was too small.
Woman #2: You would think with boob jobs being so popular that they would just make tops bigger.
Woman #1: Yeah, just like SUVs.

2800 28th Street
Santa Monica, California