Grunt #1: Jack* and Cindy* both wore maroon shirts and pinstripe pants to work today.
Grunt #2: Don’t you wish they’d just make out already?
Grunt #1: Totally.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Archive for April, 2016
As It Should Be
IT guy to woman holding two cups: Ah: Two Cups, One Girl!
Blacktown
Australia
Overheard by: Tim
And Could You Zip Your Fly Before You Answer That?
Coworker #1 (after a low-rumblin', hearty burp): What? “unprofessionalism” is not a word?
Coworker #2: Did you just ask that after burping?
New York City, New York
I Don’t Know — Is It?
Manager: First thing we do is get back control of petty cash.
HR clerk: Isn’t that like closing the barn door after the coke has been snorted?
5760 Highway 80
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
I'm Bingeing for Two, You Know
Pregnant manager: Are those peanut butter eggs, or just chocolate eggs?
Account exec: They're some of each. But we're not telling you which is which.
Pregnant manager: That's okay. I'll just eat them all.
Augusta, Georgia
How Often Is That Necessary?
Boss: Me and my wife would drive a hundred miles for a jar of good pickles!
10749 West 84th Terrace
Lenexa, Kansas
Overheard by: PeaveyMan
Emerge from Bankruptcy? Absolutely.
CEO: People don't do that with their pants down, do they? They just unzip, right?
Manhattan, New York
How Does That Symbolize Employee Empowerment?
Temp: So the seal was playing a wind instrument?
Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts
And Thailand Laughed So Hard a Roll Came Out
Coworker #1: So, what is a Thai roll?
Coworker #2: Well, Thailand is a country…
Coworker #3, laughing: Oops, I just farted…I laughed so hard a fart came out.
Bethpage, New York
Overheard by: Gette
If the Little Miss Muffet Story Were Set in Vegas
Cube monkey girl: I don't have any gray hairs on my head, but I have a gray patch down there.
Male coworker: Those are cobwebs, not gray hairs.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess