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You Know a Lot Of Gay Pornos Start Off This Way, Right?

Boss #1, walk­ing up to col­league in re­stroom: Looks like that one is a lit­tle low for you.
Boss #2, us­ing low­er uri­nal: De­pends on how big your dick is. (then looks over shoul­der at boss #1) Looks like all yours would be good for is check­ing the depth of the wa­ter…

An­chor­age, Alas­ka

Over­heard by: En­light­ened

3PM Smoke Break

Co-work­er #1: Will some­one please tell me what the fuck is wrong with [Josh]? When he gets up in the morn­ing does he have some kind of fun­house mir­ror? Does he fuck­ing see Tom Cruise when he looks in the mir­ror in the morn­ing? Be­cause when I look at him I just see an ass­hole.
Co-work­er #2: Why?
Co-work­er #1: He is bull­shit­ing every­one and say­ing he slept with the new CSR.
Co-work­er #2: Does it re­al­ly mat­ter? She don’t speak Eng­lish!

2801 Red Li­on Road
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia