Archive for 2015

Or Was That Ali Mac­Graw?

Cowork­er: Croc­o­diles are car­ni­vores, al­li­ga­tors are ve­g­ans.

Jer­sey City, New Jer­sey

11AM Send Out Fax­es

As­sis­tant #1: I just ac­ci­den­tal­ly punched that girl in the head by the fax ma­chine.
As­sis­tant #2: Good.
As­sis­tant #1: Yeah, but then she said “Ow” all drawn out and gave me a nasty look.
As­sis­tant #2: What a bitch.
As­sis­tant #1: Quit squat­ting by the fax ma­chine and I won’t punch you in the head.

233 Spring Street
New York, NY

Texas Law Is Pret­ty Clear That’s Il­le­gal

La­dy #1: So, I’ve joined a pot­tery class. It’s a group of peo­ple work­ing in all dif­fer­ent medi­ums. Every­body gets to make things ac­cord­ing to their own artis­tic vi­sion.
La­dy #2, dis­gust­ed: Sounds very cul­tured.
La­dy #1: Oh, no, ha­ha — it’s not.

Col­lege and Park Street
Grapevine, Texas