Archive for 2015

12PM Lunch

Female coworker: I went out with friends last night.
Male coworker #1: That lie again?
Male coworker #2 butting in: I thought I was the only one who lied about having friends. We have so much in common!
Male coworker #1: So, what about your husband? He didn’t go out with you?
Female coworker: That wasn’t my husband. That was a male escort I hired to pretend to be my husband.
Male coworker #2 butting in: See? I don’t have a husband either! That was just a male escort I hired! We have so much in common.

Pause

Male coworker #1: Ok. You crossed a line with that one.

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