Archive for 2015

10AM Pay Re­new­al Fee

Ac­count­ing: You sub­mit­ted a pay­ment re­quest for a re­new­al fee.
Pe­on: Yes.
Ac­count­ing: Can you find out how long the re­new­al term is for?
Pe­on: It says “an­nu­al re­new­al fee” on the in­voice.
Ac­count­ing: Yeah, I saw that, but do you know when it’s valid un­til?
Pe­on: It says valid from Oc­to­ber 31, 2005 on the in­voice.
Ac­count­ing: Yeah, but can you make sure? You nev­er know it could be for like two years or some­thing.

3700 Wilshire Boule­vard
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Sci­ence: I Said “I Don’t Know!”

Ditzy blonde girl: “I of­ten won­der about ‘the af­ter­life’ and if any­thing is there…“
Oth­er la­dy: “I dont…“
Ditzy blonde: “well, you nev­er re­al­ly know do you?“
Oth­er la­dy: “we do, sci­ence says no.”

Cheshire, UK

Over­heard by: Acu­bi­cle­away