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Nor­man Bates Is Still Work­ing Out His Mom Is­sues

Man­ag­er on phone, walk­ing out of back of­fice: Shut up! Just shut up! Je­sus Christ! (hangs up phone).
(scared clerk is dead silent)
Man­ag­er: What? She’s a bitch!
(phone rings)
Cus­tomer: Did I walk in on some­thing?
Man­ag­er (calm­ly): Go to hell, mom. (an­gri­ly) I said go to hell! Die, bitch, die! (hangs up phone)
Scared clerk: You walked in on every day at this place. (shud­ders)

Fort Laud­erdale, Flori­da