Archive for 2015

I Once Did a Gin Marathon, Though.

Of­fice work­er: I ran 16 miles last night.
Rep: You ran 16 miles… I ran for 12 min­utes. Does that count?
Of­fice work­er: I am train­ing for a marathon. I came home at 10 pm last night and my knees were all bloody.
Rep: Oh, did you fall?
Of­fice work­er: Yeah, twice.
Rep: And you kept on run­ning?
Of­fice work­er: Yeah.
Rep: The on­ly thing com­ing out of my veins is booze!

Buf­fa­lo, New York

I’ll Just Bug­ger Off, Then

Cowork­er #1: Hey, you’re go­ing to be late for your meet­ing!
Cowork­er #2, dis­ap­point­ed: Ohh­h­hh… bum-sex.

IT Of­fice