Archive for 2015

I Once Did a Gin Marathon, Though.

Office worker: I ran 16 miles last night.
Rep: You ran 16 miles… I ran for 12 minutes. Does that count?
Office worker: I am training for a marathon. I came home at 10 pm last night and my knees were all bloody.
Rep: Oh, did you fall?
Office worker: Yeah, twice.
Rep: And you kept on running?
Office worker: Yeah.
Rep: The only thing coming out of my veins is booze!

Buffalo, New York

I'll Just Bugger Off, Then

Coworker #1: Hey, you're going to be late for your meeting!
Coworker #2, disappointed: Ohhhhh… bum-sex.

IT Office
Cheshire
England