Archive for 2015

Those Who Can’t Do, Teach

Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I don’t think I am going to keep my realtor’s license.
Boss’s 80-year-old mom: Okay… Then what are you going to do?
Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I’ll become a sex therapist!

126 York Street
Elmhurst, Illinois

Overheard by: Joanie

12PM Order Supplies

Co-worker #1: Have you used this new Wite-Out strip thing?
Co-worker #2: Dude, you’re weirding me out.
Co-worker #1: Holy crap, I’ve turned into Milton from Office Space.

1425 K Street NW
Washington, DC

Overheard by: callmeahab