Archive for 2015

Those Who Can’t Do, Teach

Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I don’t think I am go­ing to keep my re­al­tor’s li­cense.
Boss’s 80-year-old mom: Okay… Then what are you go­ing to do?
Boss’s 80-year-old dad: I’ll be­come a sex ther­a­pist!

126 York Street
Elmhurst, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Joanie

12PM Or­der Sup­plies

Co-work­er #1: Have you used this new Wite-Out strip thing?
Co-work­er #2: Dude, you’re weird­ing me out.
Co-work­er #1: Holy crap, I’ve turned in­to Mil­ton from Of­fice Space.

1425 K Street NW
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: callmea­hab