Archive for 2015

If You Un­fo­cus Your Eyes Just Right, You Can See One of Those ‘Mag­ic’ Pic­tures

Work­er: Bob’s balls are hang­ing out of his shorts.
Man­ag­er: Yeah, he’s got re­al hang­ers.
Work­er: You should tell him.
Man­ag­er: I like it. No one else can see it, and it’s his lunch break. Be­sides, you’ve been look­ing at his scro­tum for the last ten min­utes.

Bal­boa Park
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: fel­low work­er sit­ting near­by

5PM That’s a Wrap

Cus­tomer #1: Does the Peaks Is­land Fer­ry go to Peaks Is­land?
Tick­et agent: Yes.
Customer#1: Does it come back?
Cus­tomer #2: No, it’s the barge to Hades. It on­ly goes one way.

Cas­co Bay Lines Fer­ry Ter­mi­nal
Port­land, Maine

Over­heard by: Jeff Jenks

1PM Lunch

Co-work­er #1: I think the pills of my dreams would al­low me to eat what­ev­er I want­ed and nev­er get above a size 4.
Co-work­er #2: Those al­ready ex­ist. They’re called lax­a­tives.

147 Colum­bus Av­enue
New York, NY

Over­heard by: Jess