Archive for 2015

Ex­plain “Im­por­tant”

As­sis­tant VP: This is an im­por­tant ques­tion I need to ask: Is Brit­ney Spears preg­nant again?
Of­fice man­ag­er: Uh, yeah.
As­sis­tant VP: Oh, okay. I can’t tell if she just stayed fat af­ter the last one or is preg­nant again.

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Over­heard by: Last Day on the Job