Archive for 2015

…What Do Au­to Work­ers Have to Do with Any­thing?

Man­ag­er in charge of re­cruit­ing in­ter­na­tion­al stu­dents: We talked to a bunch of saud­is.
Her boss, the glob­al di­rec­tor: No, they were uaes.
Man­ag­er: Oh.

Penn State

Over­heard by: Can find the US on a map


They’re Both on Sale at Wal-Mart

Ad­min #1: I have to have my green tea to pro­tect me from oth­er peo­ple’s colds!
Cowork­er: It’s too ear­ly for cold sea­son. Yes, do what­ev­er it takes to stay healthy.
Ad­min #1: Yes, and I al­so like echi­nacea but dont have any.
Ad­min #2: Ah, I like eu­thana­sia too.
(pause)
Ad­min #2: Wait, what’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween eu­thana­sia and echi­nacea any­ways?

Fair­field Coun­ty, Con­necti­cut

…Here’s a Tele­scope

Clue­less cus­tomer: Hi, I’m look­ing for this book that I read a re­view about, I was won­der­ing if you could help me.
Knows-the-drill em­ploy­ee: Okay, what’s the ti­tle?
Clue­less cus­tomer: I don’t re­mem­ber.
Knows-the-drill em­ploy­ee: Do you know who wrote it?
Clue­less cus­tomer: No… I know that the book had a yel­low cov­er, though.
Knows-the-drill em­ploy­ee: Okay, let’s see what we can find here in yel­low…

Mays Land­ing, New Jer­sey