Archive for 2015

Any­way, I Al­ready Ate Pe­ter’s Foot Skin

Bro­ker #1: Ok, here’s one: would you rather lick the bulge on John­ny’s* leg or eat the skin that Pe­ter* peeled off his foot last year?
Bro­ker #2: As sick as this sounds, I’d take John­ny’s bulge in a sec­ond. I had to sit next to Pe­ter. His foot had a crack in it so deep you could stick a pen­cil in it.

440 South LaSalle
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Why the Pres­i­dent Stopped Con­duct­ing His Own Trans­ac­tions

Cus­tomer: I need to send an in­ter­na­tion­al wire trans­fer for 1,000 eu­ros please.
Teller: Okay, let me check…yeah, we can do that. How much is that in mon­ey?
Cus­tomer: Ex­cuse me?
Teller: How much is that in mon­ey?
Cus­tomer: Do you mean how much is it in US dol­lars?
Teller: Yeah, how much is it in mon­ey?

Nashville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Cur­ren­cy Ex­pert