Archive for 2015

Not Hav­ing to Lis­ten to Cher Is Worth Pay­ing Out-of-Pock­et.

Male em­ploy­ee, an­gry about ben­e­fits: So my live-in girl­friend is not a do­mes­tic part­ner but Steve’s* boyfriend is?
HR gen­er­al­ist: Yes, that’s right. Do­mes­tic part­ners are same sex part­ners, that is the pol­i­cy.
Male em­ploy­ee: So if my girl­friend be­came my boyfriend I could put her on my in­sur­ance?
HR gen­er­al­ist: Yes, if she grows a pe­nis and dis­cov­ers a deep abid­ing love for Cher, she can be on your in­sur­ance.
Male em­ploy­ee: Re­al­ly?
HR gen­er­al­ist: (sighs)

Skok­ie, Illi­nois

The Most Racy Thing an En­gi­neer Has Ever Said

En­gi­neer #1: Can I bor­row these probes?
En­gi­neer #2: Are you go­ing to bring them back?
En­gi­neer #1: Yeah, sure.
En­gi­neer #2: Probes nev­er come back. There’s like a probe-hole some­where. Like the same place socks go in the laun­dry.
En­gi­neer #1: … Did you just say ‘probe-hole’?
En­gi­neer #2: Um­mm… Yes.

Rochester, New York

Um, You Missed a Spot

Male cowork­er: I hit my­self in the face a lot un­til I fig­ured it out.

Raleigh, North Car­oli­na

And Then I’ll Jump… Weee!

Fe­male cowork­er #1: Are you go­ing to sign up for a mam­mo­gram next week?
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Yeah, I guess so. Are you?
Fe­male cowork­er #1: Yep. I just hope they are more gen­tle than last year.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Well, they will have to use a bungee cord to get mine up on that ledge.

5950 Grassy Creek Boule­vard
Win­ston-Salem, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Kel­ly