Archive for 2015

Kind­ly Do Not Demon­strate

Woman: So if you’ve nev­er done it be­fore, it’s go­ing to hurt the first time and maybe even bleed a bit.
Man: Uh huh.
Woman: So don’t be afraid. You should try it. It’s def­i­nite­ly worth it.

Oth­er peo­ple in el­e­va­tor shuf­fle un­com­fort­ably.

Woman: Um…So floss­ing is cru­cial to good den­tal hy­giene.

El­e­va­tor
Hous­ton, Texas

I Mean, I Don’t Think So…

Of­fice grunt #1: Hey! So, you’re back in the of­fice, eh? Where were you last week?
Of­fice grunt #2: Oh, I was in Guatemala.
Of­fice grunt #1: Re­al­ly? In Eu­rope?
Of­fice grunt #2: No.

Ot­tawa, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Anony­mous