Archive for 2015

2PM Get Receipts to Billing

Boss: Did you find that receipt?
Underling: No, it’s not in the receipt file. I checked every receipt for the last six months. It’s not there.
Boss: Why don’t you look again?
Underling: I knew you’d ask, so I looked twice already. It’s not there. Is there somewhere else that you put receipts?
Boss: No, only the receipt file. But if it’s not in there, it’s not a big deal. Later today, if you have time, why don’t you look again in the file?
Underling: Okay, but if it’s not there now, it won’t be there later.
Boss: Yeah okay, but why don’t you just look again?

1028 East Private Road 1200 North
Farmersburg, Indiana

Probably One Of Those Superheroes We Hear So Much About

Office assistant #1: Lisa goes to lunch everyday at he same time. I wonder where she goes, I don't see how she affords to eat out on a daily basis, considering we don't get paid that much. I bring my lunch and eat at my desk because I just can't do it.
Office assistant #2: Uh-huh.
Office assistant #1: I just don't know where she goes.

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Charlotte, North Carolina