Archive for 2015

2PM Get Re­ceipts to Billing

Boss: Did you find that re­ceipt?
Un­der­ling: No, it’s not in the re­ceipt file. I checked every re­ceipt for the last six months. It’s not there.
Boss: Why don’t you look again?
Un­der­ling: I knew you’d ask, so I looked twice al­ready. It’s not there. Is there some­where else that you put re­ceipts?
Boss: No, on­ly the re­ceipt file. But if it’s not in there, it’s not a big deal. Lat­er to­day, if you have time, why don’t you look again in the file?
Un­der­ling: Okay, but if it’s not there now, it won’t be there lat­er.
Boss: Yeah okay, but why don’t you just look again?

1028 East Pri­vate Road 1200 North
Farm­ers­burg, In­di­ana

Prob­a­bly One Of Those Su­per­heroes We Hear So Much About

Of­fice as­sis­tant #1: Lisa goes to lunch every­day at he same time. I won­der where she goes, I don’t see how she af­fords to eat out on a dai­ly ba­sis, con­sid­er­ing we don’t get paid that much. I bring my lunch and eat at my desk be­cause I just can’t do it.
Of­fice as­sis­tant #2: Uh-huh.
Of­fice as­sis­tant #1: I just don’t know where she goes.

Gov­ern­ment Cen­ter
Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na