Archive for 2015

The One That Looks Like a Pe­nis

Phone room work­er to re­spon­dent: Hi, I’m call­ing from XYZ Re­search*, and we’re do­ing a sur­vey on Cana­di­an pol­i­tics. May I speak with a male who’s 18 or old­er? … Well, are you a male? A male. A male is a man… Do you have a pe­nis? A pe­nis? It’s the male gen­i­talia… Great. First, what province do you live in?

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: phone room pe­on

First Name “Pet­ty,” Last Name “Cash”

Cowork­er #1: Ap­par­ent­ly boston is the sec­ond best city to find a sug­ar dad­dy.
Cowork­er #2: Oh?
Cowork­er #2’s fa­ther, the cfo: She al­ready has one.

Union Street
New­ton Cen­tre, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Front Desk


Um, I Think That’s an Old Toma­to.

VP on phone: I know, I’m starv­ing… I just ate one of those, uh what do you call a peach and a plum? Yeah, a plu­ot.

Ya­hoo! Cen­ter
San­ta Mon­i­ca, Cal­i­for­nia