Archive for 2015

4PM Catch­ing Up

Guy in next cu­bi­cle on phone: Speak up! I can’t hear you be­cause of the so­lar flares.

1500 West Coun­ty Road
Ro­seville, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: I can’t be­lieve I work here

Peo­ple in Mid­dle-Amer­i­ca Gen­er­al­ly Try to Re­main Ig­no­rant of What’s Hap­pen­ing in San Fran­cis­co

CSR #1: Don’t make fun of me, but where is San Fran­cis­co?
CSR #2, laugh­ing: What? Are you se­ri­ous? We have an of­fice there!
CSR #1: I said don’t make fun of me!
CSR #2: Cal­i­for­nia, Lisa*. It’s in Cal­i­for­nia.

Fish­ers, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Ge­og­ra­phy is not her best sub­ject

…Based Up­on My Ex­ten­sive Field Re­search.

Thin old­er ex­ec­u­tive as­sis­tant: I’m eat­ing can­dy, my doc­tor says I got­ta keep my fat­ty acids up.
Thin younger ex­ec­u­tive as­sis­tant: Your fat­ty ass­es?
Thin old­er ex­ec­u­tive as­sis­tant: Well, that’s what can­dy leads to, I guess.

Tal­la­has­see, Flori­da

Over­heard by: DBA [gig­gling, one cube over]