Archive for 2015

9AM Back to Work

Visiting IT guy: You want some crack? Oh, I can get you some crack. You should have said something, I was at Pawley’s Island this weekend and had a boatload.
Assistant: Hmm, and you are on crack now. I see your hands are not shaking from withdrawal. Get out of my cubicle.

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Well, Great, Glad You’re Right on Top of This

Blonde receptionist: Do you have any Krazy Glue?
Paralegal: I don’t think so. Why?
Blonde receptionist: My tooth fell out.
Paralegal: I think you need to see a dentist.
Blonde receptionist: No, my teeth are always falling out and I just Krazy Glue them back in.
Paralegal: Krazy Glue? Maybe that’s why you’ve been getting all those headaches…
Blonde receptionist: No, that’s because I quit smoking back in February.

Law office
Great Neck, New York

Overheard by: Big Larry

Talk About a Job…

Coworker #1: Suck my dick, bitch!
Coworker #2: Like a boss!

Gauteng
South Africa

Overheard by: Jan Blam