Archive for 2015

1PM Lunch

Co-work­er on phone: Well, when I asked you over for lunch I asked if there was some­thing you did­n’t eat be­sides cheese…Well I’m just say­ing you should have told me you did­n’t eat pork when I asked…Yes, I know you’re Jewish…Well what­ev­er you are, you’re an id­iot and a liar. You should have told me about the pork…Ew, she’s your first cousin.

622 3rd Av­enue
New York, NY

Way to Com­mit, Bob

Boss: What do you think? Is it a do-able deal if it works out?
Co-work­er: Yeah… I mean, if it works out.

In­di­ana


4PM Fold­ing Clothes

Em­ploy­ee #1: She turned around and said to the su­per­vi­sor, “She just yelled at me.” I was like, “I did­n’t yell at you!” I said it in front of the su­per­vi­sor, but I did­n’t care. I did­n’t yell at her…That’s how peo­ple get locked up! Peo­ple say­ing you did things you did­n’t do. That’s how you go to jail.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Um, yeah.

130 East 59th Street
New York, New York