Archive for 2015

But I’m a Lit­tle Tired Of Your Cra­zier-Than-Thou At­ti­tude

As­so­ciate #1: Why did you do that?
As­so­ciate #2: Do what?
As­so­ciate #1: Well, I was whistling, then you start­ed whistling just as soon as I did.
As­so­ciate #2: When?
As­so­ciate #1: Just now. Are you try­ing to out-whis­tle me?
As­so­ciate #2: Out-what?
As­so­ciate #1: Out-whis­tle, out-whis­tle. I start­ed to whis­tle, then you start­ed do­ing it, on­ly loud­er and faster and with some an­noy­ing­ly catchy song.
As­so­ciate #2: I was just whistling.
As­so­ciate #1: Is this a com­pe­ti­tion? Are you com­pet­ing with me?
As­so­ciate #2: I — ah — I don’t — I don’t un­der­stand what’s hap­pen­ing.
As­so­ciate #1: You. Whistling. Stop it.
As­so­ciate #2: Ooookaaaay…

St. Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Pres­i­den­tial As­s’t