Archive for 2015

Does “I Can Carpet” Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

guy walks in asks for a job.
Manager asks: What skills he has.
Guy says: " I can do just about anything you say".
Manager says: "do you have any skills, degrees, hands-on experience"?
Guy says: " why yes ma'am, I can carpet, I do school and I even got a degree in airconditionology"!
Manager says: "wow, really? From what college"?
Guys says: "the one just down the road, forgot the name of it though, but it's there"! Manager's look is priceless!!

Albany, GA office

Overheard by: Diahanna

For Him, That's Still Pretty Good

Patient #1 to family member on Skype: Yeah, they're taking real good care of me. (to nurse) Say hi to my sister.
(nurse leans in to computer screen, waves hello)
Family member on Skype: Is he being a good patient?
Patient #2, on other side of curtain: He's cryin' like a little bitch!

Stony Brook Hospital
Long Island, New York